Burnt by the clouds.

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Somewhere in the mountains of Washington State, IT marketing under the guise of Alcoholics Anonymous gathered for the annual secret meeting.

As in all past times, the meeting was devoted to one topic: How to make sure that all marketers are not kicked the fuck.

- Dear colleagues - began his speech by Chief Marketer (GM) - We have a problem. As you know, we once again have nothing to vparivat!.

- What about web20? .

- It is not good to interrupt their elders, - frowned GM. Yes, even in the style of bad haiku. Go and make a hara-kiri. 3 times.

Here, as always, - offended the Japanese. - Why do we always put unrealistic metrics, and with the national colors?.



We underestimate the features of local markets - said the representative of China - Confucius would not have approved.

Confucius could not have foreseen that the wisdom needed upgrade every 3 years, or how to sell the same thing twice? .

A good Hindu religion came up, - butted Viswanathan Kakegotam - What are we selling a license to sell to upgrade!.

Even a woman tired of constantly repeating, - said the Frenchman, - once after 4 upgrades are not going so well.

Well, it depends on what upgrades once - butted a representative Vaterland, ' so very skillfully going, ya- ya.



- And why not just sdelat EEP three zero? . TTO - same thing, but ppoluchshe, poppolshe and... and....

- Here - Now, GM is shaking his head - to make veb3. 0, be a better, bigger, and some third. And then there is no third.

Not mmozhet Pyt! . - I have potumayu. - Well, well, - said GM - as you get to play farmer, report.

Delegates neighing, and only stood up for the Estonian neighbor EEC: - Paggaddite, as well as Saas?.

- We must speak Saas, and not the SS - a joke on duty podkolol Estonian Russian. - Always you drag in the Gestapo.



- Colleagues .

Remember in Total Recall Sharon Stone kicked Schwartz? .

Classics of the classics, but the push is not a panacea - remember what happened with the Center for American English? .

And marketers have to think. Day thought the two were thinking, three thought, and then ended with a decent drink of the duty-free.

They wanted to separate stash in Russian, but they got out - for your indulgence, and we support the national image. I had to keep up.

Marketers have tried to drink corn whiskey, but then realized the difference between a brand and a commodity. still, the pros.

Very sad no marketing of fresh ideas. It would have ended in the IT industry, but then came the delegation from Jamaica.

- People! - Said Bob, the head of the Jamaican marketers - of course we were late, but we have a great plan! .

- Share is up soon, colleagues, fellow - Jamaican hurried the rest of marketers, and they did not prolong.

In a constructive and saturated atmosphere rallies were held after the arrival of marketing Jamaican counterparts.

Breynshtormilo with such force that the stenographer could not cope with the fixation of ideas.

Attempts to decipher written up in the morning did not work out, so they had to plan again, and again in a circle.

Two weeks of hard work lasted. Brains marketers smoking and sometimes sparkled so that the blow had.

At the final session it became clear that the business conducted between the election and chief marketing has now become a Jamaican Bob.

As it happened, no one remembered, but the main thing in marketing - the result, not the process. Therefore, Jamaicans often win elections.

Everyone is all over, but Bob was, and he climbed on the podium, puffed, and said: - Well, we're all here inside, fo reel. and exhaled.

Envious Greeks zavozmuschalis: - Why do we all ended, and he does not? .

Greeks, supported by either the Spaniards, or the Brazilians (and then could not figure out all the felled on each other ).

Got an incredible scream - A cloud! . to. already caught up taburetovki.

- Peace, Brazil, - peaceably said Bob - Do you want to clouds, then clouds will. Stenographer sobered up and it has fixed.

In this debate spilled over into the friction and the summit ended with the traditional fight - as usual, beat the Mexicans.

Journalists are taken out of the crocodile farm where they were held (they are filed under the guise of the hotel with a safari ) and collected on presuhu.

Bob meanwhile has appointed former GM vice versa, as the public statements without the music - it's not for the ambassador of reggae.

GM from its traditional place proclaimed new trend in the IT industry - is a cloud! .

The journalists were looking at each other with respect, to nod their heads and quickly, quickly scribbling something. One asked - and what they are clouds?.

- Clouds... They are such a flexible, white, fluffy... GM is on a slippery ground, but wriggled out: - and scalable!.

But if you take - even though the server! . A cloud of soft, shrink and expand, - gush GM.

Journalists admiration zatsokali languages ​​and keyboard laptop. They felt that their vocabulary is expanding.

GM drove at full speed:- And the cloud is essentially endless! .

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Why in the offices of teletypes, no one knew a sysadmin tormented by scanning the damn tape, but - a tradition!.

At this time, woke up zhelezyachniki. The most obtuse could not understand how they square with no server software to work.

The most intelligent (natives of marketing, of course) has sent out press releases about the need to upgrade to a server cloud.

Life went on - until the next emergency meeting of the IT marketers.